There is a guy named, "Jazza" if you google his name its the first thing that comes up. Anyway, he gives pretty detailed information on uploading stuff to NG, like adding the preloader and a "Play" button and a whole bunch of other stuff like that. Check it out sometime when you get the chance.

I'll never be ok

I dont understand.
I feel like about 10 points dropped from my IQ

wut?

what happened to the song at the end?

There's definitely some mad genius going on here

The talking banana was the only thing wrong with this. Totally stopping the player's forward movement shouldn't be something that happens in platformers, even if its a tutorial.

Flashback to biology class

I liked it, im surprised I remembered all this stuff